National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

Featured Links:
Diaryland.com
OnlineOnslaught.com
MSNBC.com
QuietAmerican.org
MoneyCentral.msn.com
Tremble.com
Weezer.com
Fool.com
GirlsArePretty.com

joelthecat.diaryland.com

Forbidden Tree
2009-11-04 - 3:51 p.m.

I set you up
With a tree
Then I said
Not to eat
Why did I plant
That stupid tree?
There was no need
There was no need

I gave it a name
I watered its roots
I made up the game
Now you want the fruits
I shouldn't have planted
That stupid tree
Thought it might've grown on its own
Stuck an X on it and said no no no
When without me it would just be unknown

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So take a bite
I dare you
I'm begging you to

... now do you still want to?

I guess you might
That's alright
More power to you
You were never gonna stay in my garden

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...