National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

Featured Links:
Diaryland.com
OnlineOnslaught.com
MSNBC.com
QuietAmerican.org
MoneyCentral.msn.com
Tremble.com
Weezer.com
Fool.com
GirlsArePretty.com

joelthecat.diaryland.com

I Am Not an Alien!
2001-11-01 - 1:49 p.m.

DEATH TO AMERICA.

What in the FUCK made me type that without thinking? Maybe it's cuz I'm talking to someone online who's annoying. Hmmm. Guilt. I don't mean it! Last nite I was cussing out the moon. No, I wasn't drunk. I didn't mean that either!

Halloween night was spent eating Chinese food, then working til 2 am at my school's lab on projects. Happy fun joy! I got my partying in this past weekend though, as I donned velvet pants and a black GAP turtleneck, wore a tail and little ears, and was a cat at costume night at the club. Fun stuff! Got to dance a bit, chilled with Jonathan, who was a vampire with painted nipples, and Mike and Eddie. I had a good time, despite the fact that Mike was ripping on me and others on the walk home. Methinks he has issues right now. I shall love him anyway.

It would seem I have courter's right now. I am intrigued. This could be the beginning of a beautiful "the sex." Or more- I'll leave things open for more. 'Specially with one more than the other. Who knows.

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...