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- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

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Who's an Asshole?
2002-04-03 - 1:19 p.m.

Ian Stewart is an asshole!!

Yeah, I shouldn't use this space for slander and whatnot, but I got chewed out by a teacher who's not mine for trying to use the scanner in his classroom. EMBARRASSED! In front of the WHOLE CLASS!!!

Well, not really "embarrassed," as I don't embarrass easily- that would require taking myself seriously on a level which I really don't. But still, I hate that kind of misunderstanding conflict... and he was reproaching me while a step above me on the third floor stairs, wagging his finger at me. I take pride in the way I composed myself and presented by case, but I still think he's an ASSHOLE :-D.

I've decided to do something highly immoral and unscrupulous. I want Grand Theft Auto 3, which is for Playstation 2. I have a *lot* of excess money in my SCAD account. I have already requested $500 bucks from it to put towards the purchase of the system. I'm a bastard!

Nawh, I don't really feel bad about it. It's *my* crippling debt, right? I don't see another way I'd ever be able to afford or get the system. It'll work out as it's supposed to.

What else... Eddie and I's relations have improved slightly... although there's still a funky smell associated with his presence and room, the topic's been broached so I'm not going to let it permeated every pore of the household. And while I try to cram more SAT words into this paragraph, I'll mention how delinquent I've been in general with my responsibilities, and how gregarious interests have superceded my acclination to accomplish tasks.

How pompous was that?! :-)

In closing: "Ian Stewart is an asshole!!"

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...