National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

Featured Links:
Diaryland.com
OnlineOnslaught.com
MSNBC.com
QuietAmerican.org
MoneyCentral.msn.com
Tremble.com
Weezer.com
Fool.com
GirlsArePretty.com

joelthecat.diaryland.com

"And I can pee in a box, and mess up your couch!"
2001-10-25 - 1:12 p.m.

"Maybe I'm a cat, Whaddaya think of that? A lovely cat that all the world adores!" -Animaniacs

Hmm, being a cat for Halloween would be fun. Sure, it's traditional, but I want to go for cute and non-threatening this year... plus, it'd be an excuse to wear whatever the heck I please. Hmmmm. Maybe I can cut out of my 3 pm class early today and just head out to the mall, and get a loud shirt to match my velvet pants... and then paint my face up er something and get kitty ears. No tail though... that's just TOO FAR!

I was on TV two nights ago! YEAH! I sent an e-mail out to all my friends, and talked to people online that I hadn't spoken to in forever just to make them watch it on the web. If you want to see, and I didn't link you, e-mail me quick, and I might be able to provide the link for you if it's still up. Everyone was like "You did good!" and I'm all like "Well, yeah!" The only thing is the Real Player version on the net makes my hair look like it's the same color as my skin, so I look bald. I'm not bald yet, dammit!

Lessee, what else. We had a Lambda meeting last night about relationships, and we kind of got off topic and discussed age stuff, like how our generation views elderly people, and how we all displayed a hypocritical sense of picking on them, while later defending them and stuff. I also learned about the secret world of lesbians and girls in general... apparently chicks are a LOT more competitive than guys have a clue about. "Lesbian circles are vicious!" said one of the Lambda girls, and all the rest just kinda nodded their heads in agreement. That's loco! I guess men have sports, and chicks have cattiness. And the gay men who don't like sports resort to cattiness... or something like that. Maybe I get my need for competition out of the way in video games and wrestling. Cuz I think I did notice... when I kinda got away from the wrestling world, I was definitely doing more catty trash talking. Weird!

What else, what else... This cutting out on class thing and going to the mall concept seems quite enticing. Although I haven't done a snickel of work on either of my new design projects, which are both big ones. Did I just say "snickel?" That's not a word, huh? I kinda like it though... mind if I keep it?

Snickel...

Snickel (SNIK-el) (noun)- a miniscule amount of, not even Kato Kaelin worthy.

"Nary a snickel tear was shed at grandma's funeral. She was such a bitch."

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...