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- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

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Chicks Want Me
2001-08-11 - 2:29 a.m.

I am a chick magnet! Ha!

I went to the club tonight, and two chicks came up to me and danced with me, that I didn't know. One was kinda older, but the other was young, and extremely cute- for a female. I mean like- really!

It was kinda cool... nice lil' ego boost, despite the fact that, due to lack of alcohol in my system, I was avoiding extreme closeness... although she DID get me to "freak" dance her once or twice!

I bleached my hair blonde again. Did I mention this? It is now short and blondy. I am now waiting for my roots to grow in, so my head has that nice contrast going.

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Dammit! Hurry up!

So yeah... club was good. The music was a little less loud than it has been in the past- I'm thinking someone complained- thank God! I went with Mike and Chris, they kinda cut out early, but due to getting up for a 9 am class two days of the week, that's fine. It's only 2:30, and I'm tired as all hell.

I also worked today at another school hall for a few hours, sitting at the front desk, and smiling at prospective students... males, of course. I think I got a gay boy to come to the college, with my smile. Recruiting works! :-)

I'd add more, but I'm yawning, and really tired. I walked a LOT today- for some reason I havent' been riding my new bike.. and I danced at the club.. around the house.. ya know? It's tiring. And I haven't eaten much... well.. enough to get me by.. so, maybe I'll get to be all super-svelte soon. Not that I'm already not damn sexy. At least to chicks.

"I'll find my way around to your love" -Geggy Tah

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...