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Personal State of Alert:
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Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

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Drunkest Post Ever
2002-04-27 - 1:49 a.m.

I am the second most drunk I have ever been in my life. I want to barf, but I'm not QUITE there. It's really really incredible there. HELP ME.

*barf*

Jesse is here, shasta is here, I have professed my love more than once. Well, lust. Whatever. we h ad applebees. I don't reemmber the applebees trips. Eddie had a nosebleed in the parking lot of the liquor store. he wiped with leaves. I am drunk now.

I have avoided death several times. It's been that bad. Drunkest ever in my life. This one wins. Even over that time I kissed a girl. yes that bad. I forced barfed. I won. I had some listerine, I think that helped. I didn't swallow it. That shows some incredible will that right there. I wonder how often this happens to some people. They push their life limits to this point. I hope to not often push it this often ever again. Red Bull and vodka bad. I taunted Jesse's sexuality several times. it was fun. regardless how strong his repression.

I guess this works just fine in place of E. No repression at all. Complete inhibitionless. despite of... something. I feel ill. I need to recoop. I guess it happen eventually. I wish to drink water, but fear "water poisoning." DaMN. I think I can survive with just a little more water without dying. BRB.

"Sweet like candy to my soul, sweet you rock, and sweet you roll. and you come crash into me, and I come into you." -DMB.

This is most definitely the drunkest I've been in my life. And what an unassuming nite I chose for it too. HELP.

this is me sobering up. Woo.

I want to feel better, but am not sure of the procedure. Lord remind me NEVER to do this again. Thank you.

"If I've gone overboard then I'm begging you to forgive me in my haste, and I'm begging you to forgive me". -DMB

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...