National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

Featured Links:
Diaryland.com
OnlineOnslaught.com
MSNBC.com
QuietAmerican.org
MoneyCentral.msn.com
Tremble.com
Weezer.com
Fool.com
GirlsArePretty.com

joelthecat.diaryland.com

Evaporated
2001-09-22 - 8:58 a.m.

"Don't know you I'm numb man, no I don't feel a thing at all, cuz it's all smiles and business these days, and I'm indifferent to the loss, I think that there's a soul somewhere that's leading me around, I wonder if she knows which way is down...

Here I stand, sad and free, I can't cry and I can't see what I've done, oh God, what have I done...

And I poured my heart out...

And I poured my heart out...

It evaporated, see?

Blind man on a canyon's edge of a panoramic sea, maybe I'm a kite that's flying high and random dangling a string, or slumped over in a vacant room, head on a stranger's knee... I'm sure back home, they think I've lost my mind."' -Ben Folds

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...