National State of Alert:
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Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

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Eyes and Ears
2001-08-22 - 11:09 p.m.

"I'm dumb, she's a lesbian, I thought I had found the one- we were good as married in my mind, but married in my mind's no good" -Weezer

Meow!

I cut class today, I have no clue why. I was all dressed, ready to go, it was about 15 minutes til class time, and I thought...

"Or I could cut today."

I did. It's the last time I can, now, but I only have a week left, and there's no way I'm going to miss the final week. So my weekend started a little early.

I stayed in all day, kinda sat around... felt inspired and decided to bleach my hair again, even though it was already blonde. I am now blonder. Yee-haw! I believe this re-enforces my angelic nature. I have recently decided that I am one, and should market myself as such. Does this make me unattainable? Perhaps. But I'm only angelic in some ways. Kinda like how angel food cake still has creme filling... which is pre-processed and made from dead marshmellows.

That was one friggin tangent. I apologize.

Hum... much pressure now that I know the eyes that read this thing. More eyes than I'd like to fool myself into thinking... I think I shall curl into a ball now, and be safe from bear attacks.

So, right.. day's events. I ate Wendy's at Wendy's, read Jesse's Rolling Stone, and found out that Weezer's "Hash Pipe" is in fact about a male prostitute (NO!), and that their latest album is, as I suspected, a kind of a "welcome back to Weezer" album.. and the next one will likely rock the planet with some Pinkerton deepness and Blue album shininess. I can not wait.

Afterward, I planned on going to Elizabeth, Mike and Jonathan's, but I took a detour back to my place and had to listen to "Hash Pipe" over and over, looking at the lyrics. Who'da thunk- Weezer returns after 5 years and releases a song about gay prostitution to much praise and love?

Elizabeth, once at their pad, helped me fix my bleached head, chopping off random stray hairs 'round my ears and on the back of my neck, which I was attempting to do myself, but half lopped off an ear. I kind of enjoy being able to hold up glasses on my head and them be level, so I decided to give up and get some help. We shared a moment in the bathroom, me on my knees, and Elizabeth with her lotion and utensil... shaving can be such a sweet, sweet sensation.

Okay, well, I exaggerate. But Mike did kinda stick his finger 'round my ear, and I melted down a bit into my seat. His boy, Pete, is a lucky, lucky man.

So me and the boi's chilled in the living room for awhile, I had a green mint drink- and decided that I'd rather drink straight gin then go near the minty liquor again... and that was that. Mike and I will probably have sex soon, just so that we can get our jollies before moving on to real tricks. First time readers, be aware that I did not mean that. Right. *crosses fingers*

"I'm a lot like you so please, hello, I'm here, I'm waiting- I think I'd be good for you, and you'd be good for me" -Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeezer

I would shag Rivers Cuomo in a heartbeat. Who cares that he's 30?

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...