National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

Featured Links:
Diaryland.com
OnlineOnslaught.com
MSNBC.com
QuietAmerican.org
MoneyCentral.msn.com
Tremble.com
Weezer.com
Fool.com
GirlsArePretty.com

joelthecat.diaryland.com

Your Boyfriend's Suckin D***
2001-12-09 - 6:19 p.m.

I am in HEAVEN. I found a ton of Weezer songs (weeeeeeeezer!) online that are unreleased, live, or demos and stuff that make me feel like I got two new Weezer CDs. I have dubbed these CDs I am burning the Purple and Pink Albums. I need nothing else for Christmas!! Nothing! Check weezer.com and summersongs2k.com for most of the stuff, if you're interested.

I also bought today Calvin Klein underwear... not so much for the fact that I like Calvin Klein, mostly cuz I need new underwear. The whole "impress the random people I sleep with with name brands" factor is just a bonus.

The excess of food around me is a blessing and a curse, I get to feel self conscious when I pig out at night, but... food is a good thing! I'm not feeling guilty or overweight... yet. Luckily my general inability to retain food period is a suitable alternative to a sensible eating regimen.

Dance Dance Revolution, which I got recently for Dreamcast is also keeping me sweating like a bitch and in general pain- but lordy is the thing ever fun. Granted I look like a Riverdancer, but- well... who ever proclaimed Riverdance such a bad thing anyway? I think I'd look hot in those pants and a flamenco shirt.

We got a Christmas tree, only it wasn't from where my mom wanted to get it, so my folks are getting a divorce. At least that's what I surmised. All right, so really, there is a lot more depth to all this stuff than I'm stating, but if my parents wanna split, so be it... and I don't want to become as stressed as my mom is about things without being able to do anything.

And, on the final plus side- I got a new mouse with a wheel thing! No.. not like a hampster er anything, I got one of them scrolly things for the en-ner-net! Yeaazah!

Oh yeah. Robin rocks! He has cool hair.

"Open your heart and let the good stuff out, water me girl and let me ease the drought, cuz you wanted some love, I'll make it happen" -Weezer

The title of this post is what I mishear a lyric in "Smile" as, though I can't figure out what the real thing is. Works for me!

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...