National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

Featured Links:
Diaryland.com
OnlineOnslaught.com
MSNBC.com
QuietAmerican.org
MoneyCentral.msn.com
Tremble.com
Weezer.com
Fool.com
GirlsArePretty.com

joelthecat.diaryland.com

Instant Pleasure
2001-09-29 - 12:26 p.m.

I don't want somebody to love me

Just give me sex whenever I want it

Cuz all I ask for, is instant pleasure

instant pleasure, instant pleasure

You in the traffic for all eternity,

how could that speed be where you wanna be?

Don't you really want instant pleasure?

Instant Pleasure, instant pleasure

Think that all these folks the play

do it cuz the pay is great?

What you thinking anyway?

Drinking coffee is your idea of really cool

You can't expect no crazy chick to notice you

Sitting there dreaming instant pleasure.

Instant pleasure, instant pleasure

If you want someone a friend to be,

guess you'll have to win the lottery,

but til then repeat after me:

I don't want someone to love me

Just give me sex whenever I want it

Cuz all I ask for is instant pleasure

Instant Pleasure, Instant Pleasure

I don't want somebody to love me...

-Rufus Wainwright

My apologies to all those who have done this before, and those who hate posts which are just pure quotes.

I'll explain later. :-/

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...