National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

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QuietAmerican.org
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Tremble.com
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Milk Sucks
2001-08-10 - 11:01 a.m.

I hate milk!!!

I am sure it is an evil plot by farmers and grocers to keep you going to the store every week- the damn stuff goes bad SO F'N FAST!! Rrrrr.

I just had to dump out a gallon, and then a 1/2 Gallon of milk that were in my fridge, cuz they were like, 2 days past expiration. I had a traumatic incident with milk once around the age of 13 where I poured out a glass, and it was hideous and chunky and scary and smelly- and since then, my relationship with it just hasn't been the same. Thank *God* for the angels at Parmalat for giving me a chance to buy milk that fucks up at a much slower speed, so that I can get like, two drinks in before I throw out the rest instead of one!

:: eats Cheerios straight out the box ::

Heeey, I think I was doing that in the first post! Ha! I still never claimed to be interesting. :-)

Dave is coming to move in for 2 weeks, more than likely, starting Wednesday. The guy who he was going to move in with- who he was tryin to have a relationship with, is also out of the picture. So.. "business is fixin' to pick up!!!" :-)

"My baby blue, is a new star in the sky" -Air

Hokey... egh!!

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...