National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

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Diaryland.com
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MSNBC.com
QuietAmerican.org
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Tremble.com
Weezer.com
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joelthecat.diaryland.com

So Mad I Could Break a Squirrel's Arm
2001-09-28 - 10:26 a.m.

An unfortunate and HIGHLY ANNOYING AND FRUSTRATING set of circumstances leaves me with NINE dollars to show for TWO weeks worth of work. I was pushed into signing for direct deposit with my paycheck, meaning my check was deposited directly into my bank account, and due to the cable company fucking up, and due to a check I made being cashed over a week later, my bank account was overdrawn, leaving me with NEGATIVE 90 bucks... making my 100 dollar paycheck put me 9 dollars in the green... meaning out of that, from the ATM, I can take out a whopping FIVE fucking dollars. I HATE BANKS!

...and Staind! They suck!!

Argh. Plans are ruined very very easily. Don't ever make them, okay?

Haven't spoken to Shaun yet. Gonna wait til I cool off. I'm listening to insane music to appease me- such as System of a Down, and Pizzicato Five. Insane in different ways, granted... but insane. Grrr.

I need to kill something. Preferably in a video game. I shall do so soon.

"Smoke on the water, fire in the sky" -Deep Purple

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...