National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

Featured Links:
Diaryland.com
OnlineOnslaught.com
MSNBC.com
QuietAmerican.org
MoneyCentral.msn.com
Tremble.com
Weezer.com
Fool.com
GirlsArePretty.com

joelthecat.diaryland.com

Party Post
2021-08-26 - 4:17 a.m.

Hmm, middle of a party in Queer World, I'm online. Does this make me a loser? I think so. But at least I'm a HOT loser, right?

I gave up on alcohol awhile ago, knowing if I drink anything else, I'll puke. Lots and lots of water. Dave on the other hand.. well, Dave's been rolling, I think. Dave's been doing a bit more than rolling. Tossing and turning with another, I do believe. But once he gets back from the doctor, I'm sure he'll be good to go again in no time.

All day at Bergen, then some time at Loading Doc, then a Rum and coke, and two beers.. good enough for me.

I guess I'll progress report in the morning. Yeah, my morality factor's running a little low. I think I'll hold up fine though.

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...