National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

Featured Links:
Diaryland.com
OnlineOnslaught.com
MSNBC.com
QuietAmerican.org
MoneyCentral.msn.com
Tremble.com
Weezer.com
Fool.com
GirlsArePretty.com

joelthecat.diaryland.com

I *Heart* Boobs
2004-05-31 - 10:52 p.m.

My tongue hurts, and it's making me not feel very talkative... and it's weird how this also wants to come into play online. I can't even enjoy random licking right now! Waaah!!

I just got back today from a 3-day vacation in sunny Pensacola, Florida; home to a huge gay pride Memorial Day celebration. From horizon to horizon, Pensacola Beach, an island off of the main city of Pensacola, is lined with gays and rainbow kites and flags and stuff... all on a snowy white beach with pretty waters.

I saw pretty things, I saw dirty things, I saw pretty dirty things. I'd say I enjoyed myself :-D. Just watching gay couples walking down the beach holding hands was very cool.

I also went to Emerald City, Pensacola's gay nightclub, with Harold- me being pretty damn drunk, and talking loudly and dancing probably crazily. I had a great time.

Now... I'm $132 under balance on my bank account... so I'm paying for it heavily... but we'll deal with that tomorrow. *Sigh*

"C'mon yeah, Oh oh yeah, sing out yeah, everything's not lost" - Coldplay

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...