National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

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Still Shots
2001-08-01 - 12:22 a.m.

"Open up and let me in- let's go down the waterfall- have ourselves a good time, it's nothing at all" -Radiohead

maybe I should be one of those cool people that doesn't use capital letters. maybe I just realized that there are two capital letters in these last two sentences, anyway. nix that.

Okay, a little experiment- I have had one shot of Vodka already, along with some Orange soda, and I will be writing and drinking at the same time! Let's see where this leads... I'm just going to ramble about whatever suits my fancy- and believe me, my fancy is suited for quite a feast!

That was lame, my bad.

I was thinking mean things at the photo building today, where I spent like 5 hours trying to play catch up for my class at 9 am tomorrow morning. After being there with no one I recognized for quite some time, I saw a chick from my class signing up to get some equipment.. and I was REALLY close to saying "Hey big head!! How ya doin?" in a cheery voice. I don't know her name, no one speaks in that class, but she's really short, and she has a big ol' TV head (shaped like a television), so I was gonna call her that. So yes, Charles has an evil side. Granted, it's a lot less evil than some people's.

Um- Shot #2! Taken. Hmmmmmmmm... I feel warm.

I want to scan and show off my prints. Alas, scanning would knock me offline, and ruin this post. I can link to one of my pics though- just cuz I'm cool like that-

http://joelthecat.cjb.net/jesserings.jpg

I'll let you people do the work of figuring out who that is. Not that this is very hard to do.

Dave says he's comin to town Thursday or Friday! AhhH!! My potential roomie, who wound up not being my roomie shall be visiting for the weekend- of course, it's the weekend my folks are here- so the insanity is officially.. insane! Parents- ahh!! They're weird like that. Comin by when you don't need to them to!

Two points! I managed to work "preponderance" into an instant message. Hell yeah!

Okay.. one more shot tonight. This will definitely do me the hell in... I'm going to hate tomorrow morning, and my alarm clock.

Well.. no, I didn't really have a point to this post. I did photo stuff today. That's about it. I've been takin care o' business... albeit slowly.. and- OH! Ohh! I cut my hair. No more blue. Maybe it was bad luck. I feel a bit more confident now that I know my hair is short, silky, and managable, as opposed to how unruly it tended to be before. I'm gonna score now! Rock!

Third shot! Third shot!

Whoa, that was mean!

I think my jaw went funny. And David's gonna call me!! Time to straighten up! *Grrrr*

"I'll find my way around it, I'll find my way around to the low" - Geggy Tah

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...