National State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

Featured Links:
Diaryland.com
OnlineOnslaught.com
MSNBC.com
QuietAmerican.org
MoneyCentral.msn.com
Tremble.com
Weezer.com
Fool.com
GirlsArePretty.com

joelthecat.diaryland.com

Like a Vagabond in the Distance
2001-11-21 - 11:59 p.m.

I am incredibly high right now. High on life!

Did I say life? I meant pot. Yeah... haaaaard high.

There was a bong, for the first time in this experience. Them things are vicious. I could ramble and scare myself with a scary ramble for when I'm normal, but instead, I will save y'all Super Mario 3d transporational worlds, with Beck overflowing lyrics over Air songs, and clouds behind me on the wall, cuz it's like Balloon Kid.

"Summer breeze will come happiness will be mine.. i'm lost in my words I don't know what I'm doing... I do the best I can not to worry about things.." -Air

This is something. Something I can't remember til next time. Though that will definitely be awhile. Shuuuush.

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...