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Personal State of Alert:
(as of 3-8-04)

Reason for Personal State of Alert:
- So this is post-college life? Really? *shivers*

- The Passion of Christ featured a deleted scene where Christ called me out and told me "You're next"

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Raise your Glasses and Clink Them
2001-08-16 - 11:00 a.m.

I am sitting here waiting for David to get up, so I can throw toast at him.

He's sleeping on the couch, and yesterday, at McDonald's, he mentioned how his previous overnight dwelling woke him up to pamper him with breakfast in bed- which he didn't eat cuz he sleepy and found weird 'er somethin. I jokingly said "Well, I could throw toast at you or something- no butter though... too complicated." I bet he didn't actually expect me to go through with it.

I got up, took a shower, thought about it, and then made the hot bread delicacy. I topped it off with no butter, stood alongside the couch... shook the toast at him.. but he didn't stir or look up, so I didn't want to just pelt him. I am waiting another... oh... 7 mins.. making time of attack a nice, even 11:15 am now.

Lessee, what else. Went and saw American Pie 2 last night- it was better than the first. Also browsed the mall a bit... and saw a shitty romantic comedy about a dude who pretends to be gay to move in with a chick, and falls in love with her... it was kinda trite seeing as it was made last year.

T-minus six minutes...

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...