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Ladies and Gentlemen of the Class of 1999, Wear Tunics
2001-11-05 - 11:35 p.m.

"Then it starts again... snowbound, let's sleep in today- wake me up, when the wolves come out to play" -Donald Fagen

I haven't forgotten bout the diary! Just been really busy being behind on projects and stuff. Really really busy. Today was another one of those non-stop from the moment I wake up til like, 9 pm tonight days. It's partly self imposed, and I guess not all bad, just busy. Tomorrow's fixing to be like that too.

I shall contain my witty insight of the day to one paragraph. Hmm. Now I'm supposed to be witty. Shit!

I don't think I can do witty. I'm gay, how 'bout I give fashion advice? Pretty please people, don't wear shorts and a sweater or a long sleeved jacket. It doesn't look right! It's unbalanced, and it makes your legs look improperly framed. Also- don't wear neon purple coats with white and bright green stripes. Those are reserved for little asian girls who used to go to my elementary school, or their distant elderly homeless relatives. If all else fails, remember that tunics go with everything. This is mostly because I don't know what tunics are, but they sound really cool and wearable.

Hmm, let's see:

Tunic:

1 a : a simple slip-on garment made with or without sleeves and usually knee-length or longer, belted at the waist, and worn as an under or outer garment by men and women of ancient Greece and Rome b : SURCOAT

2 : an enclosing or covering membrane or tissue

3 : a long usually plain close-fitting jacket with high collar worn especially as part of a uniform

4 : TUNICLE

5 a : a short overskirt b : a hip-length or longer blouse or jacket

Sheesh! Tunics go with everything because they ARE everything! I see now, I see.

Don't mind me, I'm going back to my corner now.

"Anything goes when I give it to you, without a doubt, turn you out..." -Jordan Knight

Reason for Terror # 82:

Using phrase "da bomb" unwittingly in phone tapped conversations could lead to arrest and beatings by the FBI, local authorities, and hip police.

Reason for Terror # 81:

There was a little bit of mold on that bread you had this morning.

Reason for Terror # 80:

When evening falls, you can try to drive away; but the moon will be following... always following...